Here it is. Now it's a smart toilet that cleans your butt, AKA a bidet.  It's got a heated seat, endless warm water, self cleaning and sanitization and it even cleans your butt. Update July 17, 2022: The wash cycle at the highest water temperature draws about 800 watts and the dry cycle draws roughly 65 watts. The parasitic load while it's on standby is too low to register (less than a watt). ...